just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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