Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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