i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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