i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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