I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication