dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."