HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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