The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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