He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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