I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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