i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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