I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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