That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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