How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize