just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Someone shattered a urinal.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.