Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay