She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream