He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches