you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.