Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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