I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
smell my finger.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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