how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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