Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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