so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.