She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.