i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.