its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"