They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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