When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I checked into jail on foursquare
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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