I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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