One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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