I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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