Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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