it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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