I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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