i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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