you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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