Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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