toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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