we have pet lesbian snakes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Dicks are not precious.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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