i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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