she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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