Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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