How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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