He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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