Is it normal to miss your booty call?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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