I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.