I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.