She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So many bounce houses so little time
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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