So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.