My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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