If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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