Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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