I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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