Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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