The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.