I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?