well you can't waste a boner
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
how do flat chested girls get laid?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.