It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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