there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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